Babies are incredibly strange little creatures. At one point in our lives, we were all crawling around in nappies, screaming uncontrollably, burping up all of our meals and just generally being a little bit of a nuisance. In the Twitter world, everybody has been weighing in on the baby phenomenon, regardless of whether they actually have their own kid or not. From sleep deprived first time parents, to friends of new mothers and fathers who don’t actually want to look at baby pictures, people have had some pretty hilarious stuff to say via social media. That’s why there’s no denying the fact that these tweets about babies are way too funny.
We wonder who was the first person to refer to their whatever month old in terms of weeks. They started a truly bizarre trend for all new parents!
Rasberry Beignet definitely does have a pretty valid point. We have no idea how long your kid has actually been on the earth.
It’s generally not advisable for you to abandon your small child on a plane full of strangers just so you can grab a couple of hours of shut eye…
Naming your child is probably a pretty treacherous and slightly stressful part of life, but it also has some great perks…
If you’re a fan of getting very little sleep on a regular basis and dealing with faecal matter, then you should have a baby as soon as possible!
Everybody goes into auto-pilot when they have to look at photos of somebody else’s kid. “Ah, look how cute they are! They look just like you…”
This kid is definitely going to be a comedian when he grows up. Either that, or just that annoying sarcastic person in the kitchen at parties…
Try not to teach your young kid about the mundanity and sadness of every day life too early. Let the little people have a little bit of fun first!
Fitting the car seat in the car is even harder than dealing with flatpack furniture from Ikea. Fathers across the globe; stay strong and maintain!
There is absolutely no extra 9 minutes of glorious rest when it comes to a screaming and crying little person who needs some attention…
This may be the greatest tweet in the history of the Twittersphere. Seriously…
I don’t know about you, but when I’m asked if I want to hold the baby, I instantly assume that I’m going to be a complete cluts and never get invited to family occasions ever again.
We’re almost certain that absolutely any woman that’s gone through childbirth will have something to say about this particular opinion…
Life would be so much easier if your unnecessarily strict manager at Starbucks just happened to be a newborn baby, right?
