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15 Confessions of a Twitter Addict

If you think you might be guilty to being a twitter addict, then here are 15 tell-tale signs that if they sound like you; it means you probably are!

You Check Your Follows Religiously

You can tell anyone off the top of your head just how many twitter followers you have and you check this daily. Just to make sure you haven’t got any less than the day before.

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And Make Sure To Unfollow

But in the unlikely event your follower count has gone down, you make sure you unfollow that person!

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You Tweet All The Time

You tweet ALL the time, no matter what is happening in your life you love to share it with others and get whatever you need to say off your chest. You even get proud of yourself when you know you have tweeted comedy gold.

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In Fact Your Followers Know Your Life

This means that your followers do in fact know your life. They probably know what time you woke up and how you felt about it, what you ate for lunch and what tv show you’ll be watching later on; however, you do know where to draw the line!

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You Actually DM

You are of the fewer people that use DM on twitter.  Despite the word limits, this does not deter you as this seems a great feature to be able to chat to our friends will reading tweets.

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You’re First To See Celeb Fauds

You are often the first to notice when celeb’s are indirecting each other or are about to have a twitter fight. You are that person that gets a viral print screen before the tweets are later deleted.

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You Always Keep Up With Trends

You always know what is trending and love to keep updated with the current trends. This means you are somewhat a fountain of current affairs wisdom.

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And Often Comment On Them

Further to this, you love to join in on what’s trending and add your input and opinion on the trend. After all that is what twitter is for, to express your own opinions, right?

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You Never Accidently Follow

You’ve become so skilled when using twitter that you never accidently tap that follow icon next to someone’s tweet. This is a super risky challenge as if you do accidental tap that follow, they will get that notification!

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You Get Tons Of Retweets

You’re ultimate aim is to get tons of retweets so you have been known to tactically tweet something we know everyone is bound to like. Yes, you’ve been caught although I  think we’re all guilty of this every now and again.

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Not To Mention The Favourites

As well as retweets, you get tons of favourites. This is also your way of getting others attention as favourites make people notice you…

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You Use It Instead Of Text

You’re go to place to contact anyone is by sending hem a quick tweet, texting and calling are no longer needed. This also makes you look pretty cool making plans and chatting to others.

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You’re Always Refreshing

You often find yourself refreshing your twitter feed as you’re on it so much that you go through all the content!

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And Stalk To Years Ago

You have become a skilled scroller and find yourself scrolling down to years ago on someones profile but being careful not to hit that risky favourite button or retweet.

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It’s Your Public Diary

Finally, Twitter is basically a diary for you and is the best way of knowing what you were doing a year ago! You always share your happiest and saddest times on it and all your followers are keen to be a part of it.

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