Dad Tweets Hilarious Conversations With His 4 Daughters – #5 Will Make You Die Laughing!

These kids have some of the greatest punch lines of all time

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James Breakwell is an Indianapolis based blogger who’s been tweeting absolute comedy gold for quite some time now. Using his Twitter XplodingUnicorn, he tweets his daily conversations with his 4 daughters who are all under the age of 6. The account has over 300 thousand followers and these kids are capable of some seriously mature wit and humour. They’re all wise beyond their years, as well as speaking more sense than the majority of the population. “A boy at daycare likes me, but he colours outside the lines. He needs to grow up.  Check out how how this dad tweets hilarious conversations with his 4 daughters.

She’s wise beyond her years…

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Never a truer word said…

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Brutally honest

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Future screenwriter…

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Wow

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Now that’s a bad omen…

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These insults are out of hand!

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“This kingdom sucks”

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This is true

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That’s what a dad wants to hear

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Probably for the best…

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Preach!

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Well that makes perfect sense

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I hate celery, too…

Dad Tweets Hilarious Conversations With His 4 Daughters
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