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9 Hilarious Quotes About Life By Family Guy’s Peter Griffin

Family Guy gets away with a helluva lot of controversial and risqué stuff because it’s just so funny. It pushes boundaries and doesn’t care who it offends. Check out these 9 hilarious quotes on life by Family Guy’s Peter Griffin, who doesn’t exactly have the most sensible outlook on life…

  1. ‘The lesson here is that abusing alcohol has absolutely no negative consequences.’

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via Familyguyaddicts.com

2. ‘What if God is a serial killer? He lowers the average lifespan of humans to 65.’

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via Familyguy.wikia.com

3. ‘Come on, let’s go drink until we can’t feel feelings anymore.’

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via Recapguide.com

4. ‘You can’t be ugly and play hard to get, it doesn’t work that way. You’re already hard to want!’

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via Thestudentroom.co.uk

5. ‘I guess the lesson learned here is that it doesn’t matter where everyone is from as long as we’re all the same religion.’

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via Familyguy.wikia.com

6. ‘Lois I’m not drunk, I’m just exhausted from a long night of drinking.’

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via Imgur.com

7. ‘Isn’t ‘bribe’ just another word for ‘love’?’

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via Hero.wikia.com

8. ‘If you’re not wasted, the day is.’

via Bubbleblabber.com
via Bubbleblabber.com

9. ‘I am so not competitive. In fact, I am the least non-competitive. So I win.’

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via Headlineplanet.com



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