Family Guy gets away with a helluva lot of controversial and risqué stuff because it’s just so funny. It pushes boundaries and doesn’t care who it offends. Check out these 9 hilarious quotes on life by Family Guy’s Peter Griffin, who doesn’t exactly have the most sensible outlook on life…
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‘The lesson here is that abusing alcohol has absolutely no negative consequences.’
2. ‘What if God is a serial killer? He lowers the average lifespan of humans to 65.’
3. ‘Come on, let’s go drink until we can’t feel feelings anymore.’
4. ‘You can’t be ugly and play hard to get, it doesn’t work that way. You’re already hard to want!’
5. ‘I guess the lesson learned here is that it doesn’t matter where everyone is from as long as we’re all the same religion.’
6. ‘Lois I’m not drunk, I’m just exhausted from a long night of drinking.’
7. ‘Isn’t ‘bribe’ just another word for ‘love’?’
8. ‘If you’re not wasted, the day is.’
9. ‘I am so not competitive. In fact, I am the least non-competitive. So I win.’
