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15 Most UNDERWHELMING Local News Headlines EVER – #5 Will Make You LAUGH

Local news is never massively exciting to start with – but it sometimes feels like the journalists on these papers really do struggle to find anything to print…so have a laugh at our expense.

We’ve found 15 of the best of the worst local news headlines that will totally underwhelm you.

Don’t poison yourselves, mmmkay?

Via Oddeo
Via Oddeo

Stands to reason really. Sometimes we all need a reminder not to do something utterly stupid.

Hope no-one got a-salted!

Via @DilwynRY Twitter
Via @DilwynRY Twitter

They popped back later for a bottle of coke and two straws, cos they were pushing the boat out. And to be honest, crisps do make you thirsty.

Dead bodies found in mausoleum!

via Oddeo
via Oddeo

 

Who the heck would have bet on that happening? Next week, rubbish found in local bins as refuse collectors struggle to understand how it got there.

Guns found in gun shop

Via Oddeo
Via Oddeo

Amazing stuff. Edge of the seat here. They’d only gone in looking for a couple of packets of crisps, too.

Now, that’s just…not funny…

Via Oddeo
Via Oddeo

Heartwarming story ruined by thoughtless headline that then makes everyone laugh their heads off

Next time, have a salad

Via @Cotslifeditch Twitter
Via @Cotslifeditch Twitter

Shocking developments in Kent as a toddler survives after not swallowing a bit of out of date pasty.

Exciting developments in Swansea

Via Swansea Press
Via Swansea Press

There was no update to tell us if they eventually did, and to be honest, we don’t think we’ll rest until we know for sure.

Exploding what now?

Via Pinterest
Via Pinterest

How…what….why? Just none of the questions that are on our lips as we try to come to terms with the astonishing developments here

He didn’t like the Bullring apparently

Via Birmingham Mail
Via Birmingham Mail

Wonder how they’ll react when they find out Princess Diana died?

Noisy gate developments

Via West Sussex Press
Via West Sussex Press

How are the residents coping? It must be terrible.

We never liked them

Via Argus
Via Argus

This isn’t news to us. We’ve always found them too unbearably kitsch.

Stop! Thief! Oh…

Via Lancashire Evening Post
Via Lancashire Evening Post

Steal in style. And just in case we were unsure of how much things cost in Poundland…they let us know

Grass in “growing” shock

Via Whitstable Press
Via Whitstable Press

That’s just showing off, that is.

Threatening plants

Via Argus
Via Argus

On the plus side, he was too relaxed afterward to care.

Footpath in “getting used” shock

Via Western Telegraph
Via Western Telegraph

Local people use footpath to walk to and from places. And find they like it. Great reporting all round.



Kit Dwyer
Writer and comedian. I've been freelancing since 2009. The last 4 years I've been an SEO specialist. In my spare time I blog about new music. I will publish a novel one day, instead of telling everyone about it.

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