Kids. Kids are so…special aren’t they? When they’re not delighting us by crayoning on the walls and not sleeping through the night, they’re crying for no real reason.
Doesn’t it make you glad to be able to go to work for a rest?
Here are 12 of the best examples of children who seem to be turning on the water works because of weird stuff. Enjoy.
It’s behind you…
If only he’d stop being so lazy and turn around, he’d find what he was looking for.
No…you really don’t want to play with that…surely?
All the toys you buy them, the DVDs you put on for them to watch…and it seems all they want to actually do is go out into the back yard and play with a bag of dog poop. That’s just perfect isn’t it?
How very dare you, Mother
Mum, you and me – we gotta talk. This thing with the milk. You know how you drink your tea out of that old cracked mug with the picture of Brad Pitt on it? Well, I wanna drink my milk out of my Peppa Pig cup. Don’t put it in Fireman Sam. For serious. OK?
You mean…you’re actually called Sandra? How does that work then? When I shout for you, I shout MUMMMMM and you come over. I don’t get it…wahhhhh.
Maybe you should give him an HTC?
Oh dear. I mean, they’re actually not that tasty – honest.
It probably tastes nicer than Sunny Delight in all honesty. And it’s probably more nutritious. But you really are better off sticking to water. Or milk. Just don’t put it in the wrong cup.
DON’T MAKE ME DO IT YOU CAN’T MAKE ME DO IT
Well, it’s a look…can’t see the Versace models going for it on the catwalk next season. The “gob full of ketchup” collection
So basically you’re crying because of your own selfishness? Got it. Right. OK. Cool.
We’re not sure either
It’s a bit…out there. The yellow doesn’t go with your nappy.
It’s not what it used to be
No. You’d be better off with a week in Blackpool.
If the wind changes, it’ll stick like that
Your mum is saving you from a week of earache and antibiotics. Honestly.
Well, they are quite small
Dear Child That Looks Like Stan Laurel. Give it up. The leghole.