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13 Bizarre Shower Thoughts People Have Thought About While They Wash – #4 is TOO TRUE!

Shower time is that precious moment of the day you get to yourself, to be totally alone. As you let the water cascade all over you, you tend to think more. But not about whose turn it is to take the bin out, or what to have for dinner – about other, more random and bizarre things.

Here are 13 of the most weird and wonderful things that people have thought about while they’ve been having a wash. Some of them are downright weird – but all are true and incredibly funny.

Swings and roundabouts, innit

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Via FunnyClone

Very funny and very true. We have one question – does this apply to Nutella? And how much is too much?

Lets just leave that one there…

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Via Funny Clone

You’ll never look at anyone you pass in the street in the same way again.

Giraffes should be kept secret

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Via Imgur

Can you imagine how much that would freak them out? Awesome!

We’re going back to Victorian times.

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Via Imgur

Pocket watches that take photos of your dinner and post them to social media. Outstanding.

Weep-a-longs

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Via Linkbeef

Wouldn’t this just be brilliant? And perfect for those of you who don’t know when you should or shouldn’t be crying.

Nailed it

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Via Notetable

We’re off to bed. There’s just not enough hours in the day for sleep.

An interesting juxtaposition

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Via Notetable

Never a truer word spoken. How weird is that?

Ewwwww, yeah – fair point well made

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Via Strangebeaver

There is truth in this. Truth.

Children. They’re the future…or are they?

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Via Funnyjunk

Just don’t bother. You’ll never have a moments peace ever again. Not even in the shower.

Incoorectly. Incorectly. Incorrrrrrectly. In…No…

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Via Fun Jungle

Perfect, and a great example of what happens when your mind wanders.

Apple Juice

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Via Mashable

From now on, you know what to call your phone charger

Yeah. Lets just stop and think about that.

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Via Pleated Jeans

When you stop and think about this, it actually really starts to freak you out.

We love the noise a deadline makes as it goes whooshing by

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Via Pleated Jeans

Only this time, the deadline is pretty final. What a scary thought.

We hope you enjoyed these little nuggets of shower wisdom and that they didn’t freak you out too much. It’s funny what happens when you let your mind wander too far. Maybe think about having a bath in future.



Kit Dwyer
Writer and comedian. I've been freelancing since 2009. The last 4 years I've been an SEO specialist. In my spare time I blog about new music. I will publish a novel one day, instead of telling everyone about it.

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