Home Entertainment 13 Bizarre Shower Thoughts People Have Thought About While They Wash -...

13 Bizarre Shower Thoughts People Have Thought About While They Wash – #4 is TOO TRUE!

Shower time is that precious moment of the day you get to yourself, to be totally alone. As you let the water cascade all over you, you tend to think more. But not about whose turn it is to take the bin out, or what to have for dinner – about other, more random and bizarre things.

Here are 13 of the most weird and wonderful things that people have thought about while they’ve been having a wash. Some of them are downright weird – but all are true and incredibly funny.

Swings and roundabouts, innit

Via FunnyClone
Via FunnyClone

Very funny and very true. We have one question – does this apply to Nutella? And how much is too much?

Lets just leave that one there…

Via Funny Clone
Via Funny Clone

You’ll never look at anyone you pass in the street in the same way again.

Giraffes should be kept secret

Via Imgur
Via Imgur

Can you imagine how much that would freak them out? Awesome!

We’re going back to Victorian times.

Via Imgur
Via Imgur

Pocket watches that take photos of your dinner and post them to social media. Outstanding.

Weep-a-longs

Via Linkbeef
Via Linkbeef

Wouldn’t this just be brilliant? And perfect for those of you who don’t know when you should or shouldn’t be crying.

Nailed it

Via Notetable
Via Notetable

We’re off to bed. There’s just not enough hours in the day for sleep.

An interesting juxtaposition

Via Notetable
Via Notetable

Never a truer word spoken. How weird is that?

Ewwwww, yeah – fair point well made

Via Strangebeaver
Via Strangebeaver

There is truth in this. Truth.

Children. They’re the future…or are they?

Via Funnyjunk
Via Funnyjunk

Just don’t bother. You’ll never have a moments peace ever again. Not even in the shower.

Incoorectly. Incorectly. Incorrrrrrectly. In…No…

Via Fun Jungle
Via Fun Jungle

Perfect, and a great example of what happens when your mind wanders.

Apple Juice

Via Mashable
Via Mashable

From now on, you know what to call your phone charger

Yeah. Lets just stop and think about that.

Via Pleated Jeans
Via Pleated Jeans

When you stop and think about this, it actually really starts to freak you out.

We love the noise a deadline makes as it goes whooshing by

Via Pleated Jeans
Via Pleated Jeans

Only this time, the deadline is pretty final. What a scary thought.

We hope you enjoyed these little nuggets of shower wisdom and that they didn’t freak you out too much. It’s funny what happens when you let your mind wander too far. Maybe think about having a bath in future.



Kit Dwyer
Writer and comedian. I've been freelancing since 2009. The last 4 years I've been an SEO specialist. In my spare time I blog about new music. I will publish a novel one day, instead of telling everyone about it.

LEAVE A REPLY

Please enter your comment!
Please enter your name here

0FansLike
0FollowersFollow
0FollowersFollow

PEOPLE READING NOW

Die Hard Prequel – Has The Franchise Finally Jumped The Shark?

The internet had an understandable reaction to the news that a Die Hard prequel is in the works. Social media went insane, declaring their...

Before Jonas And Hemsworths There Were Lawrence Brothers – Are They Coming Back?

We have seen a great many times brothers together taking on Hollywood. Today we know about Hemsworths and Jonas brothers but do...

These 12 Albino Animals Are So Beautiful, It’s Hard to Believe They’re Real

Take a look at some of the most incredibly unique albino creatures in the animal kingdom.

Reasons Why Batman: Arkham Knight is the Best in the Trilogy

Beware, this article will have spoilers for the video game Batman:Arkham Knight! Rocksteady's Batman Arkham trilogy (we don't count Arkham: Origins as it was released...

Man Gets Stuck In 100k BMW – How Did He Come Out of It?

It's a lot of people's dream to have an expensive, fast car that looks super cool, and for most can fill a mid-life crisis...