He’s one of the most recognizable and lovable cartoon characters of all time and Homer Simpson has been providing us with hilarious quotes since ‘The Simpsons’ was first aired back in 1989. Nearly 600 episodes of ‘The Simpsons’ across 27 seasons have been broadcast and there are loads of great sayings from Homer besides his most popular catchphrase, ‘D’oh!’. Have a look at these quotes from Homer Simpson.
‘What’s the point of going out? We’re just gonna wind up back here anyway.’
‘To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.’
‘Yes, honey…just squeeze your rage up into a bitter little ball and release it at an appropriate time, like that day I hit the referee with the whiskey bottle.’
‘I’ve gone back in time to when dinosaurs weren’t just confined to zoos.’
‘No TV and no beer makes Homer something something.’
‘It’s not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.’
‘Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you’re prejudice against all races.’
‘Television! Teacher! Mother! Secret lover!’
‘Kill my boss? Dare I live out the American dream?’
‘Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.’
‘When will I learn? The answers to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle, they’re on TV!’
