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Homer Simpson Quotes

He’s one of the most recognizable and lovable cartoon characters of all time and Homer Simpson has been providing us with hilarious quotes since ‘The Simpsons’ was first aired back in 1989. Nearly 600 episodes of ‘The Simpsons’ across 27 seasons have been broadcast and there are loads of great sayings from Homer besides his most popular catchphrase, ‘D’oh!’. Have a look at these quotes from Homer Simpson.

‘What’s the point of going out? We’re just gonna wind up back here anyway.’

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via Playbuzz.com

‘To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.’

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via Simpsoncrazy.com

‘Yes, honey…just squeeze your rage up into a bitter little ball and release it at an appropriate time, like that day I hit the referee with the whiskey bottle.’

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via People.com

‘I’ve gone back in time to when dinosaurs weren’t just confined to zoos.’

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via Youtube.com

‘No TV and no beer makes Homer something something.’

via Coub.com
via Coub.com

‘It’s not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.’

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via Neogaf.com

‘Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you’re prejudice against all races.’

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via Mcgarnagle.com

‘Television! Teacher! Mother! Secret lover!’

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via Nichmcdo.blogspot.com

‘Kill my boss? Dare I live out the American dream?’

via Simpsons.wikia.com
via Simpsons.wikia.com

‘Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.’

via Giantbomb.com
via Giantbomb.com

 ‘When will I learn? The answers to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle, they’re on TV!’

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via Greatideas.people.com
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