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15 #facebooknews Stories To Make You Cringe – #13 is OUTSTANDING

Over on Twitter #facebooknews is one of the best hashtags you’ll find if you’re really in need of cheering up. It’s a great collection of pictures and status updates from the gloriously stupid world of Facebook – and you’ll find some of the genuinely true updates people post.

We’re captivated by the stupidity of some people and wanted to share them with you again.

When someone doesn’t get your joke

via Twitter
via Twitter

You spend ages thinking up a funny status update and then two cloth-heads don’t get it. Seriously, leave the funny stuff to Twitter where people actually understand the nuances of humour.

When people like and share ridiculous memes and can’t see the joke is on them

via Facebook
via Facebook

This is the actor Ian Hart, who starred in the Harry Potter films. He’s not a muslim and he’s never set anyone on fire for eating a “sandwitch”. SANDWITCH??? For serious? Please, seriously, think before sharing any rubbish like this.

Unusual professions of our time

via Twitter
via Twitter

First, they’ve called their dog Porkie, which is in itself a crime. But secondly – Mobile Dog Grommer?

A classic

via Facebook
via Facebook

These are a particular favourite – the cagey, desperate for everyone to ask what’s wrong and make themselves the center of attention type Facebook updates that get everyone asking “u ok hun?” to which the standard reply is always “yeh its nothin lol”.

Proud parenting

via Twitter
via Twitter

Not even 1 and has his own TV? What does he get when he’s 2 – an iPad Air? Seriously, how about you spend some time playing with your child and talking to them – introduce them to the marvels of fresh air, wildlife and creative play, instead?

Inspirational quotes

via Facebook
via Facebook

Got to love a good old inspirational quote. This one is particularly bamboozling.

Showing off your life skills

via Twitter
via Twitter

Apparently, they’re just a little bit OCD. Doesn’t everyone’s sink look like that…except…cleaner?

We’ll have 3

via Twitter
via Twitter

These are just great aren’t they? And not at all scary. No. Not at all.

Casual racism (again)

via Twitter
via Twitter

This is horrific on every level. Casual racism by casual racists and put on facebook in the name of humour. You’re only making yourselves look stupid at the end of the day.

The wag

via Twitter
via Twitter

Gotta admit, this one is quite funny though.

I never met you but me me me

via Facebook
via Facebook

Needy status update from someone who wants attention.

Sage advice

via Facebook
via Facebook

We’d never have thought to lock our doors when we go out. Good job this person is around to help.

Pointless question

via Twitter
via Twitter

“I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it” Groucho Marx. There’s an awesome quote for you

More on this breaking news as it happens

via Twitter
via Twitter

Sure Shank Redemption. Never seen that one. Is that the film where they have a deodorant fight in prison?

Medical update

via Twitter
via Twitter

Cut your head off. Sorted.



Kit Dwyer
Writer and comedian. I've been freelancing since 2009. The last 4 years I've been an SEO specialist. In my spare time I blog about new music. I will publish a novel one day, instead of telling everyone about it.

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