Over on Twitter #facebooknews is one of the best hashtags you’ll find if you’re really in need of cheering up. It’s a great collection of pictures and status updates from the gloriously stupid world of Facebook – and you’ll find some of the genuinely true updates people post.
We’re captivated by the stupidity of some people and wanted to share them with you again.
When someone doesn’t get your joke
You spend ages thinking up a funny status update and then two cloth-heads don’t get it. Seriously, leave the funny stuff to Twitter where people actually understand the nuances of humour.
When people like and share ridiculous memes and can’t see the joke is on them
This is the actor Ian Hart, who starred in the Harry Potter films. He’s not a muslim and he’s never set anyone on fire for eating a “sandwitch”. SANDWITCH??? For serious? Please, seriously, think before sharing any rubbish like this.
Unusual professions of our time
First, they’ve called their dog Porkie, which is in itself a crime. But secondly – Mobile Dog Grommer?
A classic
These are a particular favourite – the cagey, desperate for everyone to ask what’s wrong and make themselves the center of attention type Facebook updates that get everyone asking “u ok hun?” to which the standard reply is always “yeh its nothin lol”.
Proud parenting
Not even 1 and has his own TV? What does he get when he’s 2 – an iPad Air? Seriously, how about you spend some time playing with your child and talking to them – introduce them to the marvels of fresh air, wildlife and creative play, instead?
Inspirational quotes
Got to love a good old inspirational quote. This one is particularly bamboozling.
Showing off your life skills
Apparently, they’re just a little bit OCD. Doesn’t everyone’s sink look like that…except…cleaner?
We’ll have 3
These are just great aren’t they? And not at all scary. No. Not at all.
Casual racism (again)
This is horrific on every level. Casual racism by casual racists and put on facebook in the name of humour. You’re only making yourselves look stupid at the end of the day.
The wag
Gotta admit, this one is quite funny though.
I never met you but me me me
Needy status update from someone who wants attention.
Sage advice
We’d never have thought to lock our doors when we go out. Good job this person is around to help.
Pointless question
“I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it” Groucho Marx. There’s an awesome quote for you
More on this breaking news as it happens
Sure Shank Redemption. Never seen that one. Is that the film where they have a deodorant fight in prison?
Medical update
Cut your head off. Sorted.
