The best and most effective types of signs are clear, direct and very much straight to the point. A person or establishment has a message that they want to get across, so they use a simple method to let everybody know what’s going on. They’re usually bland and ultimately forgettable, but every now and then, people will get a little bit more creative with how they choose to get their points across. From warning people that unattended children will be traded for donuts to informing church goers that their confessions with the priest need to be as succinct and quick as possible, these demands are truly outrageous. Here are the funniest and most straight forward signs you’ll ever encounter.