We’ve all used silly excuses as reasons as to why we’ve losty on FIFA. A lot of the times these reasons are really quite pathetic and really just making up any reason as to why we lost. However, sometimes these reasons are actually really quite good excuses as to why your team didn’t come out on top this time round. We’ve all used the main excuses and we’ve list those here, however there are definitely some more interesting excuses that we’ve found people using on the internet that we’ve included too. Enjoy!
There’s the obvious excuses…
“Mate, I don’t think my controller is working properly…”
Remember the time you just felt like your controlelr wasn’t reacting as quickly as the other person’s or that your players weren’t running or passing the direction that you were asking them to? Yeah… we all do.
“Player 1 always wins”
Oh yeah, didn’t you know? The computer always lets the person who’s controlling Player 1 win!
“You got lucky this time”
Everything seemed to be going against you this game, but you’ll get them next game eh?
“You picked the better team”
Oh, well yeah now that I’ve clearly gone and lost it is clear to see that you chose the better team. Doesn’t matter if you told me that Barcelona are way better than Boca Juniors before, only now am I realising this!
“Yeah, well you’ve been playing for longer than me”
You’ve had the game an extra week than me so you’ve clearly mastered all the skills and all the techniques to win against me, that’s so unfair.
“OH, you press B to shoot, not X”
Despite having played every FIFA game since I was about 7 and the controls having not changed, I have only just realised it’s B to shoot and not X.
“You’ve clearly edited the players”
Hmmm, these players that you’re playing with seem to be far better than mine and this can only be down to the fact that you’ve edited your players to be far better than mine.
And then there’s the less obvious excuses…
“My player’s face exploded”
This ever happened to you? Well, it is happening here!
“My player decided he wanted to drown under the pitch a bit”
To be honest sometimes everyone fancies going for some weird swimming, kneeling action under the pitch sometimes.
“The cameraman came onto the pitch”
Well that’s just a bit rude isn’t it? Who’s your mate?
“You broke my player”
Well Messi’s leg doesn’t look too great there. To be fair, it might make him a little more human on the pitch now.