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Middle Class Problems – You Won’t Believe These 20 Tweets Are Real! #7 is HILARIOUS

Life can suck sometimes, right? We all worry about whether we’ll have enough money to make it through to the end of the month – and whether we’ll ever be able to stop hanging round the “Whoops!” shelf in ASDA.

These 20 tweets from people will make you re-assess your humble existence – proving there are real people out there with real issues. Ladies and gentlemen, Voolas proudly presents Middle Class Problems.

Posh fruit is dangerous. Avoid it.

via whudat?
via whudat?

And they say Avocados are full of health benefits right? Looks like they should be avoided.

When you’re so clever it hurts

via findingjustice
via findingjustice

What a terrible situation to be in. It must be dreadful to be so clever. And modest.

When you’re too busy to do your middle class hobby

via yellowtrace
via yellowtrace

You need to put down your chakras for a bit, love. That might free some of your time up.

Posh fruit part two

via barnorama
via barnorama

We said it before and we’ll say it again – step away from the posh fruit. It’s no good for you. What’s wrong with tinned peaches and evaporated milk?

When you’re having problems with your outdoor pool

via acumen
via acumen

We feel for you, Duncan. We accidentally swept ours away last night – admittedly it was a puddle, and it was only a small one. But it was in our backyard, so it kind of counts as a swimming pool…

When your business is so middle class it hurts

via mymodernmet
via mymodernmet

Imagine that, being middle class and hating cake. Is there anything worse? HOW CAN ANYONE HATE CAKE?

When your cupboards are spilling over with festive cheer

via barnorama
via barnorama

Just chuck it, love – it’ll only make you put weight on. And no-one really likes Christmas pudding anyway. They only pretend.

Paltrow. Responsible for all the world’s evils.

via twentytwowords
via twentytwowords

Not only is she responsible for some of the worst health advice you’ll ever read, now she’s making sure no-one in Crouch End can get their 5 a day.

We feel your pain

via thatericalper
via thatericalper

But all the same, we think you should get over it and just use proper milk like a normal person.

When you’ve run out of posh plonk, so have to use posh plonk

via designtaxi
via designtaxi

It all gets boiled away when you cook with it anyway – who cares?

End of days

via liamthinks
via liamthinks

We stand united with you in this moment of crisis and share your pain. Alternatively, you could just put the grill on and get over yourself.

Gather…gather!

via overheard
via overheard

We’d love it if we had the time to do that. But usually we just about have time to scour the Reduced shelf and get on out to pick the kids up and get on with life.

It’s just a humble request

via thatericalper
via thatericalper

Don’t we all, dearie?

When you’re so busy being middle class, you forget you’re middle class

via overheard
via overheard

What the heck do you want a whole van of agave syrup for? WHAT?

When you want the best of both worlds

via says.com
via says.com

We’d like a TV that read our minds and changed channels for us every time David Cameron came on, but it’s not going to happen

He doesn’t mean to complain, but…

via overheard
via overheard

You could just have saved time and made one at home?

What an absolute disaster

via overheard
via overheard

We’re weeping for you. No, we really are. Not.

When your house is too big to accommodate your head

via findingjustice.org
via findingjustice.org

Move. Get a council house in Salford. Loads nicer.

When your tech is too fancy-schmancy

via collegecandy
via collegecandy

We’ll look after it for you. We don’t mind. We might wipe *that* U2 album from your music collection though.

When there are no middle class vegetables left

via designtaxi
via designtaxi

End of days. Get some Bird’s Eye Frozen Peas instead.



Kit Dwyer
Writer and comedian. I've been freelancing since 2009. The last 4 years I've been an SEO specialist. In my spare time I blog about new music. I will publish a novel one day, instead of telling everyone about it.

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