Cats. When you try to bathe them, they kick off and kill you. When you take them away from water, they spend the entire time pretending that’s exactly what they’re made of.
Here are 12 photos that prove cats are…essentially liquid…
Whipped cream cat
Don’t get your spoon. This IS NOT WHIPPED CREAM. It’s a cat. We know, we were confused too. Honest.
Don’t, whatever you do, put these beauties in at Gas Mark 5. This really does prove the cat adage of “if they fit, they sit”. I bet they could get one or two more in if they tried.
Goldfish bowl cat
No fish were harmed, which is perhaps just as well. This cat looks far too comfy in prode of place in the goldfish bowl.
The glass if half full of cat
Nawwwwwrrrr – look at this little sweetie. Is it nice in there, pusscat? Looks very comfortable indeed.
Once you pop…you can’t stop…
Unless you open the can and find that there’s a cat in there, in which case you can just assume that the cat’s snaffled all the crisps and just left you with the dust at the bottom.
There’s a cat in there somewhere
We’re sure there is…we’re not going to turn on the tap though. That would be cruel. We’ve been staring at this photo for half an hour now and still can’t find where the cat begins and ends…
Would you like milk and sugar with your refreshing cup of kitty? No, lets just leave them be…they look far too awesomely comfy to disturb. So cute!
Cotton wool ball cat
The next time you go to cleanse your face and reach for cotton wool, make sure you’re not going to pull and enormous cat out of the jar! Look at this liquidy ball of fluff! How the heck has it managed to curl up so tight in there? Sure that can’t be easy!
Cat Sundae with sprinkles
Yummy, pass the spoon. Lets dip in and have a lovely ice cream treat. Hmmm….does yours have cat hairs in it? Mine has…
Jelly belly cat
No. This really does defy the laws of something or other…how the heck has it managed to reverse itself in there? How is it still breathing?
Chocolate box kitty
Chocolate box kitty is curled up and waiting for you to realise that your strawberry creams are all over the floor, and she’s eaten the caramel barrels (but left the coffee ones – she’s not stupid!)
Don’t bank on being able to wash your hands, shave or basically do anything at the sink until little kitty is ready to move. Too sweet.