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16 Bizarre Things Drunk People Have Bought Home With Them – You Would Never Believe #14

We’ve all been there. You say to your mates “I’ll come along for ONE drink” and you end up waking up the next day with not only the hangover from hell, but also a new household object. For most people, this item tends to be a beer glass or a traffic cone, but some people  take it to another level. Here are some of the most bizarre items drunk people have bought home with them after a night on the town.

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“A real cannon. No Joke. It got used as an ashtray for a year. We left it behind for the next bunch of students.”

James, 46

“Mel B’s head. (Not her actual head, it was off a retro Spice Girls doll from the 90s).”

Dan, 24

“A wooden spoon. No idea where I got it, but there it was the next day…”

Chelsie, 24

“A boyfriend.”

Laura, 41

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“Daffodils. Complete with bulbs, soil, and some grass. Oh, and a stethoscope.”

Reece, 24

“Most people bring home a traffic cone at least once as a student. We took it to the next level and bought home a road sign.”

Becky, 25

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“A man I found in the park.”

Charley, 25

“My mate when he/I was drunk. Many times.”

Harry, 25

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“A frozen baguette and a bottle of cordial.”

George, 24

“If anyone who is reading this works for the coastguard, it wasn’t me who nicked that boat from Stackpool Quay in 1991. Honest.”

Arthur, 47

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“A diningroom table.”

Hannah, 23

“I found a pair of ukeleles in a bin once. In perfect condition.”

Lauren, 24

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“I know someone who nicked a homeless guys sleeping bag when he was drunk.”

Ellie, 24

“Ten hats.”

Dan, 23

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“A peppershaker. It’s now on my Mum and Dad’s BBQ table.”

Louise, 30

“A door. I saw it in a skip and thought it would be funny to put it in front of my housemate’s bedroom, so when he woke up in the morning and opened his door there would be another one in his face. But I pushed the stolen door too far into the frame and it got stuck, so he ended up trapped in there for a while.”

Adam, 30

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Can anyone top that?



Sophie Lloydhttps://culturepoppress.wordpress.com/
I’m a freelance journalist and general arty person. I love anything creative and I have a degree in Fine Art as well as a Master’s in Arts Journalism. I’m passionate about fashion, feminism and bacon, and have a morbid streak that can only be satisfied with pizza and horror films. Follow me on Twitter for more of my random ramblings.

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