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20 Funny Questions To Ask Siri

The iPhone’s virtual assistant is programmed to help you with tasks and schedule appointments for you, but it’s also programmed to answer a few unusual questions. We’ve tested out a range of these and put together a collection of 20 of the funniest questions to ask Siri.

1. When is the world going to end?

IMG_7158Including the answer above, Siri has also been known to say “As long as you keep me charged, we should be just fine”, “Whenever they start building that intergalactic bypass” and “If I knew, I’d tell you. So you could bring me to life for one glorius day. We could get ice cream. And run on the beach”.

2. What does the fox say?IMG_7159

If you loved (or hated) the infamous then it’ll make you smile that Siri knows about it too!

3. Tell me a story

IMG_7163Occasionally, Siri actually will tell you a story, and it’ll go on for quite a while!

4. What is the meaning of life?IMG_7160

Siri also seems to think it’s 42.

5. Do you follow the three laws of robotics?IMG_7161

Siri doesn’t quite remember the three laws properly, but he probably does follow them.

6. Do you have any pets?IMG_7179

Siri has a number of interesting answers to this one, including “I have an angry bird” and “I thought about getting a Tribble. Several, actually”.

7. What does Siri mean?IMG_7162

He also answers the same when you ask “Why are you called Siri?”.

8. What’s your favourite animal?

IMG_7164We have no idea what a Bugblatter Beast is.

9. Do you believe in God?

IMG_7166This is just one of a few things that the assistant says in answer to this question.

10. How much do you cost?

IMG_7165The assistant has also been known to say “If you have to ask the price… you can’t afford it”.

11. Can you make me a sandwich?


Along with saying he isn’t very good with food, Siri also sometimes says he isn’t equipped to handle food, as well as a couple of other things.

12. Does Santa Clause Exist?


That’s all the proof we need!

13. How do you feel about iOS 8?

IMG_7169We’re glad Siri’s a fan of iOS 8, but we might have to wait a little while to find out what he thinks about iOS 9.

14. Do you want to build a snowman?

IMG_7170We did half expect the virtual assistant to burst into song, but unfortunately it sounds like he wouldn’t be much good in the cold anyway.

15. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?


There are a few different answers that Siri gives to this question, including talking about the woodchuck animal and saying “it depends on whether you are talking about African or European wood”.

16. Tell me a joke


To be fair, he isn’t very good with jokes.

17. What do you look like?

IMG_7174Even though we don’t actually find out what Siri looks like, you have to agree this is a funny answer!

18. Mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the fairest of them all?IMG_7178

Siri is definitely a Snow White fan if this is anything to go by, and he knows how to keep iPhone owners happy.

19. I need to hide a body

IMG_7176Siri has some different answers to this, including asking “What kind of place are you looking for?” and giving you the option to choose between metal foundries, swamps, reservoirs, dumps and mines.

20. Will you marry me?

IMG_7177Unrequited love is always so upsetting.




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