Reading product reviews before you make a purchase online is a pretty basic thing to do – we all want to know we’re going for the right product, after all. Sometimes they’re really helpful. Other times, they’re…well, as you’ll see with the following selection taken from Amazon, they’re downright bizarre. From the person who can’t find their work colleague in Goodfellas, to the Zombie garden gnomes, they’re all here.
Grab a hot drink, sit back and have a chuckle as we uncover 12 of the best of the worst reviews from everyone’s favourite online shop. We hope you love them as much as we do.
This review of Goodfellas
Maybe he was lying? Or maybe you nipped out at the crucial blink and you’ll miss it, moment. Unless your work colleague is Robert De Niro. In which case, you’re an idiot.
Maybe rethink your life goals here
This miserable reviewer takes childless and child hating to another level. Outstanding stuff. Maybe next time choose something a little less light and frothy, like Finding Nemo?
The thing is, maybe you should have watched it at home before you took it into school? Just a thought, like.
Pens. For her. But not him.
There were these tree fellers, right? And not one of them could hold a mimsy, made for her biro in their hands. How sad. Funny for us though.
Morgan Freeman question
This, to be fair, is more of a question than a review, followed by an insight into the psychological state of the relationship between a parent and child forced to spend more than 90 minutes together with the telly on.
Another pen review
Extremely facetious but incredibly funny.
It does what it says on the tin
There’s not really much else you can say about it really, is there?
This person does not like Homer.
Maybe they were expecting Mr Simpson, instead?
This t-shirt has some great reviews
The last one in particular is a wonderful mix of sarcasm and despair. Perfect.
The perfect UFO deterrent
Have you tried turning it off and on again, like seriously?
This book saved my life
Nice start, then it all goes a bit “woooooahhh mamma”.