If a lot of us are perfectly honest with each other, we’d probably admit that we’d be quite happy to befriend a huge celebrity, enter their trusted entourage and be thrown head first into w world of fame, glitz and glamour. Well, Lorenz Valentino wasn’t having much luck in the realms of reality so he took to his laptop in order to become very close friends with some of the most famous figures on the planet. He’s brushing shoulders with everybody from David Beckham to Kim Kardashian and Deadpool, so he seems to be doing pretty well for himself. This guy became best friends with celebrities through the power of Photoshop.
When one of the most famous sportsman on the planet, David Beckham decided that he wanted to add another tattoo to his ever growing collection of body ink, who else was he possibly going to call upon?
When the one and only Jenny from the block is about to hit the stage for a wave of fans and has a few butterflies in her stomach, she needs her best buddy Lorenz around for a few quick words of encouragement…
When Daniel Craig finally announced that he was no longer going to play the role of James Bond, Lorenz was there to help him through this very difficult time…
Whiny teenager Kylo Ren always needs to travel around with a heavy entourage to make him look as tough as possible, so Lorenz occasionally gets a call if the Sith apprentice is plotting some galaxy domination…
And so the plot thickens. Maybe Lorenz is a spy playing on both sides of the team because he also seems to be spending some quality time with Star Wars: The Force Awakens’ Ray…
Miley was probably in need of some solid support when she was filming the video for the emotionally intense track, ‘Wrecking Ball.’ Who better to have around than good ol’ Lorenz
You really think that Mark Zuckerberg created Facebook and changed the whole expanding realm of social media on his own? Don’t be ridiculous, Lorenz was there every step of the way!
Unfortunately, Lorenz was also responsible for the unstoppable rise of terrible DJ, David Guetta, as well as helping the horrifically bad EDM music genre continue to thrive…
You may not have noticed, but Lorenz actually had a few cameos on Two And A Half Men in the post Charlie Sheen era with Ashton Kutcher. Unfortunately, even he couldn’t save the show from being truly terrible…
When Lorenz heard the truth about “Becky with the good hair”, the first thing he did was call up one of his closest friends to offer as much support as he possible could…
We can’t tell if Lorenz is singing an epic ballad with Ellie Goulding in this picture, or whether or not he’s screaming in horror at the dreadful music that she refuses to stop playing…
We really can’t offer any words of encouragement for Lorenz in this instance. He needs to take a long hard look at himself in the mirror and understand that it’s simply not cool to be friends with vicious and brutal dictators…
If Kim Kardashian’s bodyguard got fired for just talking to her on one isolated ocassion, we’re pretty sure that Kanye West is going to have something to say about this picture…
You thought Adele was writing all of those incredible and record breaking songs on her own? Of course not, Lorenz was there with her at all times helping to pen those world shaking hits!
Lorenz even had the chance to join Deadpool on one of his profanity filled adventures. Off set, he and Ryan Reynolds are also very good friends who like to go jet skiing together…
