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Sign Fails- The Best of the 15 Worst Sign Mistakes You’ll See – #4 is a SHOCKER!

When good signs go bad, it’s probably best to fire the sign writer and exit stage left. Here are just a few of our favourite hilarious signpost fails.

  1. Niche toilet sign

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via pinterest

As marginalised groups go, you don’t get much more niche than this. DEPC Rights! When do they want them? As soon as they’ve flushed and washed their hands, of course.

2. Forward planning

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When you’re sign writing, it’s always best to plan ahead and make sure you’ve got enough space to write exactly what you wa…

3. That’s not very PC

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via daily mirror

Wonder how many UKIP voters are putting their houses on the market and making a beeline for this cul-de-sac now? We’d imagine there’s a veritable smorgasbord of them.

4. Why it’s important to get your wording right…

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via Reddit

Bury is a lovely town in Greater Manchester with a brilliant market. They’re an animal charity. They help save them. Not bury them. This is why thinking about wording on signs is important!

5. God moves in mysterious ways

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via daily mail

We knew church was good for something. Perhaps encourage your nosy neighbour to pop along. Or your boss. They might really really like it there.

6. No way! Really?

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A ground floor balcony is basically the floor. Don’t jump. Unless you don’t want to injure or harm yourself in any way.

7. An absolute bargain….wait…what?

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via Pinterest

Who can resist the lure of such an outstanding bargain. Buy 3…and pay for all 3. We’ll take 7.

8. Bye then!

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OK, well that’s us gone…what? You want us to stay? Make your mind up!

9. Not waving, but drowning…LOLZ!

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“Help! Help me! I’m drowning!”

“LOL, just hang on I need to get my iPhone, take a photo then tweet it – I’ll call the emergency services after!”

10. I don’t know many people that do like having shoes on their face, to be honest…

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It’s a niche market, I think

11. Phew! Thanks for the warning!!!

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via buzzfeed

Always good to know if he’s lurking somewhere…

12. Katy Perry will be thrilled!

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via viralthread

This is what happens when you dedicate yourself to God and popular culture at the same time.

13. If you’re going to do it, do it in style…

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via blogsina

Fall, but fall gracefully. They style it out…

14. Work for this considerate and empathetic company…

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via blogsina

Sorry to hear Dave died. We’ll have his replacement start Monday. Must fit into his overalls, cos we can’t buy new ones.

15. Hell is…a garage forecourt

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Buy your petrol here, or burn in hell. Or it could be Shell…we’re not sure.



Kit Dwyer
Writer and comedian. I've been freelancing since 2009. The last 4 years I've been an SEO specialist. In my spare time I blog about new music. I will publish a novel one day, instead of telling everyone about it.

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