It’s hard growing-up. There’s so much to learn, lots of cartoons to watch and even more toys to play with. So when grown-ups start laughing at us for crying, those poor get awfully annoyed. Even when these kids are crying for the silliest reasons:
1. Because Iron Man wasn’t in costume
Don’t cry, little guy – it’s still Tony Stark. We can’t make him go around in his Iron Man suit all the time. We’re loving Robert Downey Jr’s horrified face though.
2. He wasn’t allowed to get a tattoo
We don’t blame him, it must have been tempting in that tattoo studio with all that lovely Dettol in the air. However, instead of getting a Peppa Pig tattoo now, maybe you should wait 16 years and then get a tattoo.
3. He couldn’t find the red balloon
It’s behind you! Oh. it’s not pantomime season yet? Oh well.
4. When she found out Mum wasn’t her real name
Well it must have been quite the shock for her. Although it would have been a very, very common name otherwise.
5. His duck had gone missing
Now this is a mean parent! Somehow we’re suspecting a daddy is behind this.
6. He doesn’t want to go!
Poor kid, he really doesn’t want to go, even if he isn’t going anywhere. Children are hilarious.
7. The dog was in the way
We get the feeling the dog was in the way of whatever naughty plan this boy had in mind.
8. He didn’t fit in the Lego box
Well that sounds like a perfectly reasonable thing to cry over…
9. He had eaten all the cake
Don’t worry kid, we’ve all been there on numerous times. When there is no cake it is perfectly reasonable to cry.
10. She isn’t allowed to marry a relative
Don’t worry, she’ll be wanting to marry One Direction instead soon enough.
11. His dinner wasn’t ready yet
The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. Which makes sense for this kid crying, he’s been waiting FOREVER.
12. He realised that he’s ordered the wrong dinner
Seriously though, how can you cry over pizza? Pizza is the best.
13. He couldn’t dance to Beyonce
Well who wouldn’t cry if bad internet came between you and a Beyonce jam? He’s going to regret this photograph in a few years though…
14. Because her bad parents stopped her drinking toilet cleaner
We’re siding with the parents on this one.
15. She didn’t fit through the dog’s door
Poor wee lamb, maybe she should try the human door in the future.
16. He’s got stuck
Serves him right for climbing on the furniture. Bad parent for taking a picture before helping him though.
17. This kid who is just trying to feed his pet dinosaur
It’s an injustice! They need to make those Lego heads smaller.
18. Miley Cyrus was on the TV
Well it’s true, Miley Cyrus can be truly terrifying.
19. The goat ate the goat food
And the goat would do it again!
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