French Bulldogs are monsters and everybody knows it! They are literally the worst breed of dog to ever cross the planet, but just in case you had any doubts, here are twenty-one bonafide reasons why you should never EVER own one of these terrible Frenchies:
1. They’re the laziest dogs around…
2. Except for when they’re doing yoga, but then they selfishly take up the entire floor space…
3. They never help with the dishes…
4. Because they’re just too busy checking themselves out in the mirror…
5. They scare too easily…
6. They’re so vain, they have a need to look ‘cool’ at all times…
7. Yet they’re never impressed when you try to dress them in ridiculous costumes…
8. They insist on giving high-fives when it’s SUCH an outdated method of celebrating…
9. Sometimes they sleep with one eye open which is just freaky…
10. Sometimes they sleep with one eye open AND their tongue sticking out, which is just INSANE!!
11. And don’t even think about not sharing your bed with them! Their own bed just isn’t good enough…
12. They will take your stuffed toys without evening asking first!!
13. You always have to watch them around your children because they WILL try and eat them…
14. You can’t leave your cup of tea alone for even a second because your Frenchie will be after it…
15. Think they won’t try and eat your cupcake? Think again!
16. They’re always bringing you unwanted presents…
17. They insist on being carried everywhere…
18. They’re so goddamn clumsy, they’ll just embarrass you…
19. They’re so indecisive! They can’t even decide if their ears are up or down…
20. Lady Gaga has one, so there must be something weird about them…
21. Let’s face it! French Bulldogs are simply the most un-adorable breed you will ever see, so don’t even THINK about adopting one!
Look at that evil face!
