20 Ways That Superman Could Beat Batman in a Fight

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With the Batman v Superman movie coming out, there’s surely quite a few questions as to how someone wields more power than almost anything in the Universe could be defeated bit a rich arrogant billionaire who dresses up as a bat to scare bad guys. Don’t get us wrong, Batman is infinitely cooler than Superman, but Superman is well… superhuman. Let’s count down just 20 ways that Superman could beat Batman in a fight.

1. He could slice through him with his eye laser beams

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2. He could punch him… he has strength that would surely kill any human

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3. He could fly him up into space where Batman couldn’t breathe

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4. He could throw him into a building

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5. He could throw a car at him with full strength

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6. He could freeze him to death with his super freeze breath thing

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7. Reverse time and stop Batman’s parents from being murdered so he doesn’t want to revenge crime in a Batsuit

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8. Put Batman in the Phantom Zone with the Phantom Zone projector

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9. Throw the moon at Batman

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10. Laser his cape away whilst he’s gliding

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11. He could spin around Batman so fast he’d end up getting so dizzy surely he’d just die?

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12. He could fly Batman up to a great height, pull his cape off and just drop him

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13. He could explode the Batmobile whilst Batman is still in it

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14. He could freeze the road in front of the Batmobile whilst Batman is still in it and cause it to skid, crash and of course explode

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15. He could kill Alfred which would surely cause Bruce Wayne (spoiler, Batman is Bruce Wayne) so much inner turmoil he’d commit suicide

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16. He could destroy the Batcave whilst Batman is Googling “How to defeat Superman” on his Batcomputer

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17. He could release a huge swarm of killer bees into the Batcave whilst Batman is Googling “How to get the rims changed on my Batmobile”

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18. He could pull the internet from the Batcave to stop Batman from Googling Doomsday’s phone number

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19. He could use his super strength to rip the armour off of Batman and then throw him into a freezing cold sea and hope he freezes to death…like Jack from Titanic

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20. He could fly right through Batman at roughly the same speed he used to reverse time… that’d probably get him

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