We’re not that far away from the most commercially romantic day of the year and all around the world millions of people are wondering what they can do to prove how much they love their partner. We don’t advise making any of these 7 purchases (unless your loved one has a very good sense of humour).
I can make you thin. I can also make your partner dump you, simply by advising that you buy them this book for Valentine’s Day. Never ever buy dieting products for your loved one, for this occasion. It’s like saying “I love you, but I’d love you even more if there was less of you”, which is a brilliant contradiction in terms.
via PaulMcKenna.com