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7 WORST Valentine’s Gifts You Can Actually Buy – #7 is Just Gross!

We’re not that far away from the most commercially romantic day of the year and all around the world millions of people are wondering what they can do to prove how much they love their partner. We don’t advise making any of these 7 purchases (unless your loved one has a very good sense of humour).

  1. 4. 4. Love handles…

    I can make you thin. I can also make your partner dump you, simply by advising that you buy them this book for Valentine’s Day. Never ever buy dieting products for your loved one, for this occasion. It’s like saying “I love you, but I’d love you even more if there was less of you”, which is a brilliant contradiction in terms.

    via PaulMcKenna.com
Kit Dwyer
Kit Dwyer
Writer and comedian. I've been freelancing since 2009. The last 4 years I've been an SEO specialist. In my spare time I blog about new music. I will publish a novel one day, instead of telling everyone about it.


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