These Tweets Hilariously Capture Marriage From A Husband’s Perspective

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Marriage is a delicate and fragile relationship that has to be constantly maintained and worked on, especially once a couple decides to start a family together as well. Everyone’s aware that it can have its ups and downs, so that’s why it’s important to inject a little humour into proceedings as much as possible. Husbands across the world of Twitter have made an endless amount of hilarious observations about the tropes of married life, the fact that their better half is almost always right and how to correctly put milk back in the fridge. We’ve compiled our favourites, so you’ll definitely be chuckling at the simultaneously clever and stupid comments from these guys. It’s undeniable that these tweets hilariously capture marriage from a husband’s perspective.

Some husbands just want to embrace their inner Peter Pan’s and remain living in Never Never Land for the rest of their lives…

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No matter where you run. No matter where you hide, your wife will not let you get away with avoiding the daily chores. Don’t even try!

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His wife is almost certainly correct with this particularly astute observation about all of men and the negatives of their camaraderie.

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I give it six months before she stops gritting her teeth, calls up a decent lawyer and files for divorce. Actually, maybe that’s a little bit extreme…

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This husband needs to tread very carefully with the practical jokes and puns if he truly values the sanctity of marriage. Fingers crossed that he’ll hold it together…

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Everybody loves to be comforted by those three glorious and magical words. Oh wait, it wasn’t what you were expecting?

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That glorious moments when a pair of parents realise that their kid is actually behaving perfectly and somebody else has to deal with the screams…

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Marriage can be beautiful and rewarding. When you make the big decision to share your life with another person, you’ll start to learn some invaluable life lessons from each other…

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When he’s not randomly crashing stag parties or scaring strangers on the street, who better to summarise the essence of marriage than the one and only Bill Murray?

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Unfortunately, most guys just tend to buy cereal and sugary snacks when they’re sent out on the supermarket run. It’s just not in our nature to think logically most of the time…

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Hopefully this guy understands that it’s really probably for the best. I mean, it’s just a never ending sea of nonsense that comes out of our mouths, anyway…

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I’ve lost count of the amount of times I watched my parents get into heated debates (excuse the pun…) about the perfect thermostat number.

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A great Star Wars pun can go a very long way, or alternatively it can destroy the vows that you made with your better half…

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To be fair though, you probably do desperately need something from the grocery store. If there’s no milk for that morning coffee, how in the heck are you going to get through that commute to work?

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