If you are amongst those people that sometimes feel like they are a bat trapped in a humans body and are completely nocturnal then don’t worry, you are not alone! If you often see the new day in, with the early hours of the morning then check out these relatable things all nocturnal people feel.
You Are Forever Tired
With a distinct lack of sleep, you soon find that you’re forever tired and yawning all the time soon gets pretty embarrassing.
You’re Jealous Of Easy Sleepers
You are most jealous of those people that seem to be able to fall asleep at 10pm and sleep all the way through every single night.
You Have A 4Th Meal
By 2am you’re ready for another meal, however, a meal in between supper and breakfast does not exist. Plus anything you feel like eating usually isn’t acceptable at this time e.g. anything fried or pizza related!
Sleeping In Lessons
You were/are always that kid that is getting caught nodding off in the middle of a lesson! This isn’t out of rudeness but simply tiredness.
Terrible TV
What’s worse than not being able to sleep? The TV programmes that are on at silly o’clock!
Dark Eye Circles
You always seem to have dark eye circles or bags, no matter how many eye roll on’s or brilliant concealers you use.
You Always See Sunrise
The sunrise is no longer a romantic thing for you, it is a daily viewing and only makes things worse as it is then bright which doesn’t help getting to sleep.
The Same Twitter Followers Retweet
You can work out who else is nocturnal because it’ll always be the same people that favourite or retweet your tweets at 3am.
You Have A Nocturnal Friend
From this you have found your nocturnal friend that you always find having deep conversations with at silly o’clock when everyone else is asleep.
Until They Fall Asleep Too…
However, this only becomes more depressing when that fall back nocturnal friend manages to sleep and you don’t!
Counting Sheep
When it gets past 3am and desperation kicks in, counting sheep seems like the best option…
Counting Hours Of Sleep
But, this often turns into counting the amount of hours sleep you’ll end up having by the time your dreaded alarm goes off.
You Have Tried Everything
You have tried eye masks, herbal remedies, sleep mist sprays – you name it and its probably been tried with no success.
You’re Far More Productive
Suddenly at crazy o’clock in your sleep deprived state, you get a crazy sudden burst of energy and intelligence!
Basically, Your Body Clock Is Broken
Until finally you come to the conclusion that somewhere along the lines your body clock has become well and truly out of sync and you are just not cut out for sleeping!
